| 1 | Jimmie Johnson | 195 |
| 2 | Jeff Burton | 170 |
| 3 | Denny Hamlin | 165 |
| 4 | Mark Martin | 160 |
| 5 | Martin Truex Jr. | 155 |
Memphis PA: Driving the No. 16 Ford, Ricky Stenhosue Jr.!!!! (oops. That's Matt Kenseth)
Jarit Johnson needed to show his credentials on pit road. He's no Jimmie, I guess.
Trouble in ... a medical golf cart just backed into the media center, to which Allison Marshal says, "I hope he doesn't...
Justin Lofton about to take 16 car to track for Memphis practice. He's backing up Kenseth and Stenhouse.
argh my dogs gentlemen don't rev their engines. my goonie goo goo goodnes
hey stop riffling up my male corgi, geez his bark is annoying, really now
ricky bobbie potter slapped that tatt.ouch rub rub rub careful when racing geez.